Good Joke: Mom, I'm Pregnant!

An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she hasmissed her period for two months. Very worried, themother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who wasthe pig that did this to you? I want to know!'

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair,impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, stepsout of the car and enters the house.He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them, 'Good morning, your daughter has info rmed me of the problem.However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge.' If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores,a townhouse, a beach villa and a $2,000,000 bankaccount.If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $5,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, it will be a factory and $2,000,000each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what doyou suggest I do?'

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder andtells him, 'Then you try again.'